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		<title>dear regina, thanks for throwing yourself on that grenade</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Because it was totally going to be Liz going home and she&#8217;s way more interesting to watch than your insipid monologues. Also,  I gave Battle of the Bods a try and got only 10 minutes in. I don&#8217;t think I get it? So, 5 girls stand on circles to rank themselves to match the scores [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://minisaurus.com/2010/06/16/dear-regina-thanks-for-throwing-yourself-on-that-grenade/</link>
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		<title>my current list of reality tv shows</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok, summer is well under way so I am catching up on reality TV (RT) via Hulu and the somewhat more sketchy internet streaming sites. RT is kind of my guilty pleasure (meth addiction) which I happily share with anyone even mildly receptive to the idea. Nonetheless, if I mention I had watched an episode [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://minisaurus.com/2010/06/16/my-current-list-of-reality-tv-shows/</link>
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		<title>the nuance of pain</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok, check this out, this is the kind of regular pain-scale one might find in a doctor&#8217;s office: I&#8217;m sure it works. It&#8217;s not very nuanced or detailed. Now compare the above to this awesome pain-scale: I want a poster of this pain-scale to put in my office. This amazing creation comes from an equally [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://minisaurus.com/2010/06/01/the-nuance-of-pain/</link>
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		<title>The Beer Store</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I come from a wonderous land where the government&#8217;s response to prohibition in the 1920s was to nationalize all booze sales under Crown corporations or other such—I mistyped &#8220;such&#8221; as &#8220;suck&#8221; on the first try—entities so as to control the distribution of alcohol to the plebes. Ontario, on the other hand, formed a collective, made [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://minisaurus.com/2009/05/11/the-beer-store/</link>
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		<title>this blog is rudderless</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I think I hate writing? Or I am boring. So I am going to go down a well-worn path and write about my experience as an immigrant in a foreign land and be all &#8220;zomg people in this country drive like this and people in my country drive like this!&#8221; Let&#8217;s see how long that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://minisaurus.com/2009/04/21/this-blog-is-rudderless/</link>
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		<title>oh christ fuck five am</title>
		<description><![CDATA[5:15am fuck 5:48am in the truck and on the road ffffffffffffffff 6:14am CHICKEN DINNER ROAD CHICKEN DINNER ROAD [HTML1] 6:37am no blackberry signal, no internet 7:20am middle of the east oregon dessert sage bushes everywhere I am trying to say something witty right now but this uniform, sagey landscape has completely robbed me of my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://minisaurus.com/2008/06/05/oh-christ-fuck-five-am/</link>
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		<title>distributed topping technology</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This blog had a post about increasing portion sizes but it can be summarized with this pic: And now we have this: Something about this seems familiar. There are multiple burgers on a single tray that operate together. Doesn&#8217;t this sort of remind anyone else of multicore CPUs? There are diminishing returns in pushing for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://minisaurus.com/2008/05/20/22/</link>
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		<title>Speaking of Dickbags</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a bit old but I don&#8217;t care From Consumerist: Monsanto failed to get the FDA to ban &#8220;rBGH-free&#8221; labeling nationally, and it&#8217;s had mixed success at the state level. Now the company and its gang of ethics-free dairy farmers (those are the ones who use rBGH to increase profits, but want that truth [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://minisaurus.com/2008/05/07/speaking-of-dickbags/</link>
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		<title>i just want what&#8217;s mine, dawg</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My next door neighbour locked herself out of her home the other day when she went to take out the trash. I gave her a drive up to her daughter&#8217;s school so she could get her daughter&#8217;s set of keys. On the drive over we engaged in some normal small chat. At some point the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://minisaurus.com/2008/04/28/rational-actors/</link>
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		<title>oh hey, china</title>
		<description><![CDATA[hooray for gadgets]]></description>
		<link>http://minisaurus.com/2008/04/25/oh-hey-china/</link>
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