Because it was totally going to be Liz going home and she’s way more interesting to watch than your insipid monologues.

Also,  I gave Battle of the Bods a try and got only 10 minutes in. I don’t think I get it? So, 5 girls stand on circles to rank themselves to match the scores given to them by a bunch of fraternity bros behind a curtain? Unsurprisingly, this is a Fox “original”. I wonder if they just lifted this show straight from an average mixer at skull and bones where this “contest” is just a warm-up to a long night full of jungle juice and regrets.

Kicked Out has some potential but I can’t completely get behind it because it’s really just a bunch of over-privileged twats who, despite being “kicked out”, are still on gold-plated training wheels. All of the challenges are structured and provided for them. That is, they have to work a job so they get hooked up with a hospital or local news station. Come on.

If they survive for five fucking days, they get a prize. If ABC had any balls they’d make it 30 days like Spurlock’s show and the only challenge would be to not starve.